Friday, April 18, 2008

IN THE NAME OF THE PIG

Hey you guys, didn’t you ever think that the Hantu Toyol (former MB) has purposely set a deep bamboo trap filled with a time bomb flushed with C4 in respect of the subject matter. The more the big fat Pig is openly deliberated and supported, the more Pakatan Rakyat will likely loose Malay voters in any election.

Its not that I love Pakatan Rakyat less but it’s that I love the rakyat more, that’s I why I’m telling you guys

1. Intention before Action. A Muslim would always say any action is preceded by intention. Also a Believer will say “If you have bad thoughts/ intentions but did commit a wrongful act, you get nothing. But when those bad thoughts/ intentions crystallize into commission of wrongful acts, its sure is daylight sin” I am sure deep in their tummies; the Pig is causing their Islamic party partners to quickly dig a big deep hole because they all have to shit from acute diarrhea. In this country where the Muslim are a huge majority and known so widely and respected among Muslim nations worldwide, the Islamic party leadership should not spoil the faith and hard earned respect in putting forward polemics or rationale justifying their conscience.

2. In the roasted Pig’s case, the Hantu Toyol surely grins as he argues to the electorate “these were preliminary proposals ‘approved’ with the intention of pleasing that particular community in BN for pre-election purposes The project was meant never to take off; we had to do it like real. Blame the Pakatan Rakyat, not only did they approved and implement it, they magnified the Pig’s size by more than 4 times the original cost” as he hits out that the BN culprit who had disclosed 'details'.

Can you visualize the Believers’ mouths ‘ternganga’ with black fumes blowing out of their noses and ears? You think pictures/ photographs or rational and arguments matter to these deeply religious zealots when the mere mentioning of the Pig just pisses them off? Definitely, it will not be a sight I ever want to behold.

3. What do you think when some of the 1,000,000 PKR pamphlets send out to ‘explain’ and defend the Pig reaches the Believers? Will these Believers pile them up and start a bonfire and spreading like bush fires Yes, maybe they might just do that after of cause making a police report complaining that such rubbish were deliberately pushed onto them causing much insult and pain. Oh shit, all hell’s gonna break loose.

My compassionate advice, in the best interest of peace and tranquility in this blessed country, to those busy computing their anticipated private or financial spin-offs from the Pig is to ‘still born’ the Pig perpetually. The multi, multi million dollars to be put into the project cost is better used to buy over some of their political opponents whom their prime minister in waiting (supposedly once a Muslim intellectual with a wife who wears a tudong on all occasions) has expressed wanting to jump ship. However, keeping the Pig forever in an extra large most modern deep freezer might just be a little late now that the CAT IS OUT OF THE BOX. Remember the population especially the protest voters are watching with the eagle’s eyes all screwed up and as the song goes

“Every breath you take

Every move you make

--------- (somebody fill up for me, I've forgotten the words)

I”ll be watching you”


Great, it’s really great; I salute the Hantu Toyol for having brought out a most explosive time bomb (by fluke?).

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